• “Fixing it is not the battle; finding it is.”
• “It only takes one line to completely break things.”
• “Make love not muffins.”
• “No pineapples.”
• “Taxis are mean.”
• “Better to binge on oranges than […] crack.”
• “I only speak the truth.”
• “Crêpes can’t save you from eternal damnation.”
• “The drain smells like a drain.”